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(92 People Likes) Do Women Also Buy Sex Dolls?
a little bit more convenient, but after a long day at work the idea of going on a date and trying to get to know the other person might be overly ambitious. What if there was someone who would wait in your apartment, ready to engage in any sexual act that you could think of, and with absolutely no judgment? Seems almost too go
(42 People Likes) Why are love dolls so expensive?
ave been born from that commandment in the Bible about not making a graven image or likeness of anything from the Heavens above or below (blah blah blah.) To do so would be idolatry or something and only pagans did that kind of nonsense, right? That thinking probably scared a lot of people. So a bunch of marketing geniuses back in the “olden days” started churning out these suckers: Because we all know that “Hell Sells” and boy, did it ever! A toy revolution was born and suddenly every Victorian lassie wanted an awful porcelain-headed, beady-eyed companion to watch over her in the nursery. Yikes! These were some seriously demented “graven images” if you ask me. So haunted was I as a little girl, and as a guest in my aunt's “doll room” (ah, she was a collector, you see, and proud of her acquisitions) that I've loathed dolls ever since. I can't even be in the same room with one without breaking out in gooseflesh. They give me the fantods. A visit to my aunt's house as a little girl would find me being put to bed in the “doll room” with the moonlight seeping in between the slats from the window blinds, shining into their death-stare glassy eyes. Horrifying moments. I'd brave the “four-foot leap” to avoid whatever it was lurking beneath the bed ready to grab me in its claws, and sneak across the floor to where those dolls were displayed, and one-by-one turn them to face the wall. I couldn't sleep with them staring at me like that. Then, from the middle of the room, I'd once again launch myself into bed, avoiding the underneath, and scramble, terrified underneath the “magic covers.” For some reason, I thought blankets were the “safe zone.” Once under them, no “monsters” could get me. In the morning, when Auntie would be in my room to wake me, I'd be terrified to see those dolls once more turned around facing outwards! Their terrible faces staring at me once again, and their cold, pale death-stares piercing my racing heart! I just knew those Hell Dolls came to life in the middle of the night and turned around to get me. How else would they have been able to turn
(96 People Likes) Silicone Sex Doll Material
you’re used to a certain kind of e Mini Sex Doll perience from your love dolls, silicone sex doll material might be exactly what you're looking for. Silicone sex dolls have been around for longer, so
(55 People Likes) What are the materials for making sex dolls?
cal affection, life can be pretty darn grim at times. Only a few select have a line of people waiting to satisfy them, yet the rest either have to go without, experience dry spells, or pay for it. Hmm, doesn’t sound all that fun, does it? But in a change of events, the way in which a man can get off has transformed tremendously over the last few y ears, making it so much easier to receive intense satisfaction.barney i love you barney singing plush doll Today, we’re looking at sex dolls, sex doll torsos, fleshlights, and other male masturbaters. All of these cool gadgets have different appearances and ways in which to bring about a warm release. So if you’re looking for the perfect little present to gift yourself without spending a pretty penny, we’ve put together a guide on how to make your own sex doll. In this way, you’ve got something sexual waiting for you at the end of a long day… or, whenever you fancy, quite frankly! Save the bucks, and follow the trend that is DIY, because making your own sex doll is actually easy! 1. Ass, Legs, Pussy Step One: Take a pair of underwear (a pair of mens tight boxers may work the best) and cut a small hole in the crotch section Step Two: Roll a socks so that there’s an opening for something to be inserted comfortably Step Three: Make your own sponge pocket pussy by taking two washing up sponges and stacking them on top of each other with a latex glove put in between. Use a few rubber bands along the length to keep this DIY pocket pussy in place. Take the entrance of the rubber glove and wrap it over the two sponges, creating an entrance. Step Four: Place the sponges (aka, your pocket pussy) into the sock, and then place it in the small hole you’ve made in the pair of underwear. Step Five: Roll two towels, and put each one into a leg of the underwear, which will act as the legs. Step Six: Take a larger towel and put it inside the underwear, which will create the ass. Step Seven: Use a belt to keep all of the se different towels in place. Step Eight: Have fun! While this isn’t exactly a full blown sex doll, choices are somewhat limited when it comes to making one yourself. On the other hand, this sex doll does come with a soft ass that can be built as large as you like, giving off a human-like appearance! At the same time, the pocket pussy will give you a tight and yummy sensation, which is ultimately the end goal, right? 2. Fold and Fuck On that note, if you’re looking to make things simpler for you, and merely want to create a DIY pocket pussy, you can forget about the additional bits and pieces, and simply: ● Fold a towel into a rectangle ● get a rubber glove and fold the towel around the glove, which will create a tight hole. ● Lastly, add some lube and you’re ready to go to town 3. Tight Spaces Alternatively, you could: ● Take a soda bottle with the top cut off ● Take two sponges and put them next to each other on a rectangular sheet of bubble wrap ● Fold the bubble wrap in, covering the sponges but created a space in the middle of the two sponges ● Squeeze the sponges into the bottle, and voila! One thing to note if you’re hoping to try this one: make sure the soda bottle is cut evenly. Jagged edges may cause some discomfort or pain. Also, make sure the sponges are snug so that they won’t fall out or move during play time! And last but not least, the easiest one of them all, is the love seat masturbator. 4. The Love Seat If you want a quick go-to helping hand, you could: ● Get a zip lock back and cut the zip lock off ● Add lube to the bag generously (all over) ● Put the zip lock bag under a sofa cushion ● Use the bag to get off, adding as much pressure as you’d like by pushing down on the sofa cushion See? Who said that making your own sex doll would be difficult? Now all that’s left to do, is to try each of these intriguing DIY sex dolls, and see how you like them! Surely each method will provide different kinds of sensations, but it’s your tantalising job to find your absolutely favourite. Or, if you fancy something a little bit more progressive that doesn’t take tons of time and doesn’t cost an arm or a leg either, you could consider a TPE sex doll torso. They’re likelike, soft, easy to clean and maintain, and are ready for you to play with. Each sex
(66 People Likes) What's the point about living and dying in the first place if there is "heaven"?
the One True Inflatable Doll. He was up to his usual tricks, picking away at his guitar and mumbling incoherently. “Hiya Jimmy!” I said cheerfully to him. He stopped playing and looked me straight in the eyes with one of those death stares that he’s so famous for. It’s the kind of stare that makes you wonder if you should reach for a hand gun or a straight jacket. He then resumed his playing. “How are you doing today?” I asked, this time with more of a concerned inflection. He stopped playing again. This time, he set his guitar down next to his Holy Chair of Stuffed Monkeys. Then, from behind the chair, he pulled out his big 24 ounce can of malt liquor and took a half dozen hearty gulps. Finally, he spoke. Actually, he bellowed for all within the next few blocks to hear, “I’M GONNA BURN DOWN THIS WHOLE TOWN!” You see, according to The Gospel of Saint Jimbo, “heaven” doesn’t exist. The believers of the other (and false) gospels tried to help out St. Jimbo at one time or another, but were unable to. St. Jimbo was just too much for them to handle. When they gave him shelter, he burned it down. When they gave him food, he threw it into his campfire and burned it up. When they gave him clothes, he urinated on them and burned them (St. Jimbo’s urine is an interesting concoction of kerosene, alcohol and highly flammable hobo sweat). The only thing he can’t figure out to set alight yet are his empty cans of malt liquor. But give him time… When St. Jimbo was a younger hobo, he spent quite a bit of time in Nevada. He once went to a place that he was sure was “heaven”. After all, the sign on the building said “Heaven” and that was good enough for him. He was even promised hoards of young vixens and all that he could drink and smoke. But after about ten minutes inside, the fire department showed up. Guess what? The popular Heaven Brothel Pro Shop in Elko, Nevada had caught fire by the hands of St. Jimbo and he spent some time (only a few minutes, actually) in jail (until he found a way to set that on fire, too, and escaped). What’s the point of me sharing all of this here: Well, Heaven doesn’t exist because St. Jimbo burned it to the ground. And to answer your other question regarding whether or not life is worth living or not, that answer is up to you. Life is what you make of it. St. Jimbo spends his days hollering at cars, threatening to burn things down, playing sick guitar riffs and drinking malt liquor next to his Holy Chair of Stuffed Monkeys. He’s far too busy to contemplate the universe or the benefits of living a life of servitude. At the end of the day, life is what you put into it. Do what you can to help those around you, be kind to older folks, smile at children (just don’t wear un-tinted Aviators when you do it or they’ll think you’re a child molester) and when your cat wakes you up at 4:30 in the morning for food, you don’t always have to throw her acros barney i love you barney singing plush doll the room. Find an organization (hopefully non-religious) to get involved with—a caus Mini Sex Doll , a charity, something that does something to make a difference in people’s lives. I like to look back regularly and see if what I do on a regular basis is making a difference in someone’s life. If it isn’t I change my course. Sometimes this means I’m a very busy person. And sometimes this means it might cost a little money. But the rewards of seeing people get