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(45 People Likes) What are some Bollywood songs that absolutely not make any sense?
se are the facts. This song by Kanika Kapoor and Mika Singh, features the sexy Sunny Leone in the music video as the Chinese sex doll who turns into a real life super hero. I have no words for this insanity… 2. Hookah Bar” Who can resist the catchy and love filled lyrics of “Hookah Bar” from the film “Khiladi 786.” I mean “tera pyaar pyaar pyaar Hookah Bar,” dude, that just says it all. 3. Dil Kare Chu Che “Dil Kare Chu Che” has an English translation of every other line within the song because the female lead of “Singh is Bliing,” Amy Jackson, doesn't speak fluent Hindi. What does “chu che” even mean? 4. Paani Wala Dance” Sexy Sunny Leone can make anything look good but, this “Paani Wala Dance” from her adult comedy with Ram Kapoor, “Kuch Kuch Locha Hai,” is just not working out well. 5. Ice Cream Khaungi Kashmir Jaungi” Can you believe the sexy actress in “Ice cream Khaungi Kashmir Jaungi” is the little girl who played Neelam’s daughter in the the iconic family drama, “Hum Saath Saath Hain?” Yea I know, even that bit of knowledge isn’t going to make this weird song any better, but hey, I tried. What I’d like to know is how is ice cream and Kashmir even related? 6. Caller Tune Baby” “CALLER TUNE BABY, CALLER TUNE BABY, CALLER TUNE. MUJHE APNI BANA LE CALLER TUNE SONIYE, EVERYTIME I SEE YOU, I’M OVER THE MOON SONIYE. TUJHE CHAHUN SUMMER, WINTER, MONSOON SONIYE.” I’m sorry, what? 7. Paaji Tussi Such a Pussycat” Saif Ali Khan’s “Happy Ending” has a song titled “Paaji Tussi Such a Pussycat,” after such an eloquently written title, how could I possibly add to the beauty of this song. *cough* sarcasm *cough* Let’s just check out the song, shall we? 8. “Tooh” “Tooh” is a song basically describing all the various b
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(98 People Likes) What are the best sex dolls on the market for under $1,500?
ew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there are a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now. So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW! I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined! Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery. I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend. I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet. I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results. Now for the Juicy Stuff I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews. I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on. Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as barbie loves glitter blow dryer doll lose to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her. I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out her vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter. I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me. Emotional Effects I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in love with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins all over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level. I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me. I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above. Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think. Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else wh
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(62 People Likes) What are the disadvantages of being born in India?
possible. However despite all the mentioned points, I love my country and cannot imagine being born anywhere else. Corruption. From the national leaders, the top bureaucrats to the policemen and lowly clerks, everyone is corrupt. I'd say almost everyone is corrupt. Money is leeched out of our country in hordes each passing day, money which should have been spent to develop our country further, reduce poverty and combat other serious perils faced by India. Lack of dependability. You just cannot expect the police/fire department to be there on time. If something takes 10 days to complete, it gets completed in 50 days here. Lack of national pride. We hate our country for so many things. And its easy since there's precious few to love about India at the moment. Indians however love everything to do with the west. We think its paradise on earth. Umreeca, kanneda and englaaaand, the top three nations where Indians love to go and settle. And yes, they live there and yet cannot pronounce the names properly. Inter religion hate. Yes this is still prevalent in most parts of the nation. Parents teach their children to hate followers of other religions. We do not accept people from other religions so easily. For example, lets say you want to rent a room in an upscale metro in India. There's a huge chance you may be rejected for being from another religion, eating meat, being a north eastern etc. Yes we discriminate our own fellow citizens too. And this is hammered into our brains throughout our childhood by a variety of jokes and stories. We know less about our country than the west. We probably could name more American states than Indian ones. We hardly know about our country's leaders etc. Our education system is, rather was too rigid. We were taught a lot of things, mostly facts, which are of little use. And we never gained practical experience. Its all theory here. Our teachers aren't up to the mark, our syllabus is way outdated, we don't have facilities like projectors etc. We still had a brilliant education system. It might be based on rote learning, yet it gained amazing results. Now copying the west, like we always do, we've began the process of reducing our education system to a much less demanding and a more student friendly system where everyone participates and learns through doing. Balls that would work, i had exams at the end of each semester. I did nothing throughout the year except those ten days of exams each semester. That system works brilliantly in India. We do not have the resources like those of the developed countries to implement their education system here. And why do we even want that system, we were much better off i'd say. We learn to shy away from responsibility. Read my previous points. I always blamed the government, the system and never myself. We excel in blaming others. The politicians are corrupt and hence our country cannot progress. Well that's essentially true, but its because of us that they're corrupt. Our country isn't dirty because of the govt, its because we, myself included throw trash on the ground rather than in a bin. Costly Health Care. Too many people, too few doctors. Obtaining medical degree a nightmare. You can see where i'm going with this. Values. Balls to your so called values. That's what i would like to say to so many of the values and traditions the upper generation keep on forcing upon me. They were relevant in your time, not mine, so please back off. A few of them are actually good though. But most are way to rigid for the 21st century. The huge disparity between the have and the have-nots. Now imagine we go for lunch and a movie in Delhi (the capital city, my city). The movie would cost about 200-300 bucks in a decent hall. The popcorn plus snack about 150. Lets round it off to 370 bucks. Now lunch. Even McDonalds, the cheapest of the proper restaurants would cost about 150-200 bucks minimum. Let the total be 550 bucks. Take 50 for travel, though autorickshaw rates have jacked up a lot recently. Let the total be 600 bucks, and here i'm low-balling as much as possible. There are people who support huge families with wages like 30 bucks a day. That too on days they can actually find jobs. That's 900 bucks for a whole family for a whole month. Taking one dollar to be 60 bucks, thats like 15 USD. Good luck surviving on that. Yet people survive. And it sickens me when i think of how rashly i spend money when people live in such situations. Its sucks being a girl here. Its sucks being a guy too, but i think females have it way worse. From female infanticide to dowry (a tradition where the brides family gifts the grooms family exorbitant sums of money, jewellery, automobiles etc for no apparent reason), girls have it worse. Plus many parents don not believe in wasting money to educate their daughters. So many families want their sons to marry a well educated girl, but she should not work after marriage. Then comes the crimes against women. They're alarmingly high and sometimes really nasty. We suck. I don't know what goes in a molester/rapists' mind, and so i cannot fathom why they do it. But we seriously need to combat these crimes so that our cities and towns become safe for women. Bullshit customs like honor killings. Basically the village/town community decides to kill their own kin because they dared to fall in love. I don't get it either. But this happens a lot. And there are so many other creepy disturbing customs too. We don't care. If the country is dirty, we'll make a fuss on earth day, and then the next day throw trash on the ground. If a stranger needs help, balls to them, we've got our own problems. Our country is in a pathetic state at the present moment and we just don't care. We spend more on marriages than probably the entire education, school, college, post grad, everything combined. Yet we bargain for amounts as less as a buck from the local vegetable vendor. I mean just give the poor guy that buck. Social Reservations in schools, colleges, govt jobs and now if i'm not wrong even promotions in govt jobs. So basically if you're a prime idiot belonging to a caste of supposed lower standing, you get into a good school easily, an awesome college with virtually no hard work, you get a great job, and you even get fucking promoted. Welcome to India. People say reservation is done to uplift the poor societies, then make it a fucking economic reservation rather than a social one. We have, actually had an exam called the AIEEE. The All India Engineering Entrance Exam. Its the exam with the highest participants, about one million each year (We love engineering here). Most decent colleges get over by rank 40k. But wait, those are only the general category seats. We still have a plethora of reserved seats to fill with lesser rank people just because they belong to some caste. So a 42k guy might not get a seat, but some 500k guy would. God bless our nation. We face a lot of racism when we go abroad. But its not like we don't reciprocate. We complain on end about the excessive racism we face outside yet are completely oblivious to our own racist deeds. We don't have many of the facilities provided in the west, It sucks sometimes, but we manage. We're very good at jugaad, basically getting our work done someway or the other. Too much population. It equates to too much competition. You have to be the best among the best. Or you're just another average guy. That's the harsh fact of life. Lastly and mostly importantly, there is no security here. I'm not talking about security against robbers etc, that's also not there, but i digress. If you fail in life, go to your family, if they can't support you, neither will the state. You'll go hungry and die unless you find a job. you cannot depend on the country to take care of you. This is why Indians save up a lot. When hard times come, we have to be well prepared. Every country faces problems, India faces more than its share of problems, yet its a brilliant country to grow up in. We may complain against our nation all day long, but deep down e